Uh oh. You found the obligatory contact page.
Let's get one thing straight: if you're here to actually yell at me, I can do that just fine myself, okay!
Okay, no, but seriously. I am very thankful that you wish to reach out to me.
But personally, with how much spam that is out there coming in these days, I often times choose not to accept any DM requests, completely random e-mails and whatnot.
If you are here just for my social links, they are literally right underneath this lesser section.
If you actually want to try send me an email, keep looking for a little set of guidelines before I can hand it out to you.
Social Media Table
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Because Mastodon is kind of weird (and me being fucking stupid),
you really gotta specify which Retroey Doofery branded Mastodon Instance Account you're looking for! lol PeopleMaking.games mastodon.art The official Mastodon instance! 
At this point, I don't know why would you continue browsing the dying horse that is Twitter,
but I am not gonna stop you. Main, unfiltered profile (@RetroeyDoofery) Art profile (@RetroeyDoodles) |
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This is a table of social media platforms I may be officially registered on, actively using, or...for whatever reason no longer using or at least remaining inactive on.
Consider it as a guide that can help you pick which platform is the most convenient to look for my content or ask me whatever.
Table Legend:
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- Active |
These are the platforms I am definitely on, 100%. |
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- Partial inactivity |
These are the platforms that either I occasionally drop in and out of for whatever reason, either have history of doing (or trying to do) questionable stuff that I do not condone or I am pretty close to leaving anyway. |
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- Obsolete |
Basically: social Media Platforms that are becoming either too unstable for me to use, became unavailable or risky to use, completely gone unused or I just left them entirely. |
How to send me an E-Mail
Okay, if you've gotten this far into this page, then it must mean that you really would like to get in touch with me. Very well!
So, the list of things below this paragraph is essentially what you could call a set of rules before you can shoot me an e-mail.
What kind of e-mails I am accepting:
Mostly questions.
What kind of e-mails I am likely to ignore (or take longer to respond to):
Just about any business inquiries. Or any kinds of porn. I might either assume it's spam, either the email service I am using may assume it's spam, or I am just really taking my time to make sure that it's a legitimate e-mail.
What kind of e-mails I do not accept:
Crypto, AI, NFT bullshit. Fuck off with that if you know what's good for you.
...Now, with that out of the way, you're free to inquire for as much as you please.
