Retroey Doofery Productions.
"Retroey Doofery Productions" is a one-man team/band/whatever-term-you-see-fit that primarily focuses on developing computer video games, other times making weird experimental attempts at digital entertainment or sharing weird ideas for weird people to enjoy.
All that, while looking for the right mixture of modern and retro styled junk.
"Retroey Doofery Productions" mostly does things it does in the spare time; friends occasionally drop in to lend a hand, or it's the other way around, sometimes.
Estimated budget: Mostly a piggy bank filled with lunch money and gift money.
Currently busy developing Stramedia: my_MISADVENTURE for PC, SteamOS and Android.
...Disappointed over lack of information here? We are more disappointed over lack of things to share than you being disappointed over lack of a need to read.
The Retroey Doofery Person Themself.
Do you see this idiot? That idiot is me. lol hello.
I am Nickolai Filipanov [ˈNɪkəlaɪ ˈFɪlɪpʌnəv]. But since that name may be tough to pronounce, you may refer to me as Cole (or Colbeala).
Long story short, I am a software development college student, and I come up with some really ridiculous ideas and in the meantime I also try to make games, crude drawings, crappy music because... why not?
Anyway, here's a little bit about me:
- Was born in 2002, the same year both Super Mario Sunshine and The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker were originally released on the Nintendo GameCube;
- OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA! SCARY PRONOUNS JUMPSCARE: he/him/they/them - OOGA-BOOOGAAAA!;
- Orientation: panromantic asexual;
- Is an INFP-T;
- Is studying software development;
- Very passionate about video games;
- Actually voice acted for a PC/Nintendo Switch/iOS video game;
- Has a jewish-british accent;
- Was unfortunate to be born and currently be stuck in Russia;
- (And before you ask: I never liked Putin to begin with. He's never directly done anything benefitial for me.);
- ((Yes, leaving the country has been a long time dream, actually, thank you for asking));
- (((But I guess what currently keeps me going is a thing called "spite" towards the man in the piss-house)));
- ...
- ...Yeah, I wish I rather lived in the world of Ninjago.
- Anyway, yes. I am kind of a furry.
Brain Flexing Stats:
(Italic: Most Favourite Ones)
- Languages: C#, JavaScript, C++, Python, HTML5, CSS;
- Tools: Aseprite, paint.net, Krita, FireAlpaca, Audacity, FL Studio, FamiTracker, Construct 3, Unity, Clickteam Fusion 2.5;
- IDEs: Notepad++, Visual Studio;
Personal Favorite Video Games (in no particular order):
Minecraft, Lone Survivor, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, DISTRAINT series, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Super Crate Box, Portal, Portal 2, Postal, Postal 2, LIMBO, LEGO Builder's Journey, Lair of the Clockwork God, Desert Child, Rivals of Aether, DUSK, Downwell, Gutwhale, qomp, Rikki & Vikki, Papers, Please, NOT A HERO, DuckTales Remastered, IMSCARED, FIREWORK, Hell is Other Demons, Streets of Rogue, Incredibox, Terraria,
The New Tetris (for the Nintendo 64), Tomodachi Life, Knight Terrors, Angry Video Game Nerd I+II Deluxe, Tetris 99, Madagascar 1 and 2, Slender: the Arrival, Axiom Verge, Will You Snail, Undertale, DELTARUNE, Octopath Traveler, Baldi's Basics Plus, Outlast, Plants vs. Zombies, Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare, Plok!, Hotline Miami games, Pikuniku,
ULTRAKILL, Cave Story, Kero Blaster, Chapeau, Cobalt, Concept Destruction, Kardboard Kings, Scoop Kick!, Castle Crashers, Battleblock Theater, Pit People, To The Moon
How did this all start?
When I was in Kindergarten, dad got a computer sometime after his Windows XP laptop decided to start glitching up. Then he got videogames for it. Mostly videogames for me.
Then I discovered shit, like Minecraft, Mine-Imator, the idea of Vegas Pro, idea of game engines... lots of things boiling down to me inevitably starting to make games. Kinda.
In other words it's a childhood dream to be able to make funky computer stuff and passion for computers and video games since childhood, I guess.
Why "Retroey Doofery", exactly?
You know, there really was not much thought process behind this. I like Retro games (or well made retro styled ones; they actually don't have to be games specifically), I am kind of a Doofus (like, I tend to be a bit of a moron sometimes), so, that's how I got "Retroey Doofery", so I am rolling with it. lol
You and your stuff seems lame.
Plus, you look very unprofessional.
Well, I am constantly working on stuff that probably won't appeal to everybody anyway, but you don't see me complaining about it, do you?
That's just how I roll!~
